Just a compilation of random stuff that I can relate to, am humored by, or is related to the Dark Knight of Gotham. This is also a place I tend to rant off to, so dont expect this to be a pretty place. Also, penis.

― Isaac Asimov (via psych-quotes)

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
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3 months ago

Godfuckingdamn. I hate people and relationships so fucking much…..
Whenever im with people or in a relationship i tend to get pissed, yet when im alone i get lonely.
Seriously. Fuck this shit.

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3 months ago

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First 150 to REBLOG will get their URL put in a jar. And every day in 2014, I’ll pick out a URL and write them a nice message on anon. Please only reblog only once, likes do not count. I’m copying this from someone, but I want to do it too. Thanks
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3 months ago

vodkacupcakes:

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

Thats why i bought a pillow pet

(via sad-butsassy)

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4 months ago
Been a while since I posted anything. Hell it’s been a while since I last shaved. Lol

Been a while since I posted anything. Hell it’s been a while since I last shaved. Lol

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4 months ago
tinyfacts:

The race is is called “Run For Your Lives" and you can register for the race here.
More at: Tinyfact’s Facebook | Tumblr | Instagram

tinyfacts:

The race is is called “Run For Your Lives" and you can register for the race here.

More at: Tinyfact’s Facebook | Tumblr | Instagram

(via psych-quotes)

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8 months ago

heymanticore:

iron-dink:

spideymayne:

Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls

the bull dog is the best one

The bulldog is always the best

(Source: vatandasinbiri, via ajjazmin)

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8 months ago

sosungalittleclodofclay:

raiseusfromperdition:

tedschmosbyarchitect:

tardistautology:

Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas?

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get’s funnier when you realize that fruit are plant overies

(via xxkaleidoscopeeyes)

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9 months ago

wendynp:

LOL But who remember when limewire had that audio of Bill Clinton talking about “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

Dude….I hated that shit….

(via xxkaleidoscopeeyes)

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9 months ago
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